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Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (2 hours old)

Tea is for mugs.… more

Children in need From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 hours old)

I wasn't surprised to see that postmen have raised £300,000 for Children in Need. Well they have had a lot of free time lately haven't they. … more

I charge a shilling a cup, From isadora101 in She, who knows nothing (2 hours old)

November is the anniversary month of when I decided to abstain once and for all from drinking alcohol, this makes it 25 years this year after drinking with great regularity for the previous twenty… more

That ahhhhh moment From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (11 hours old)

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Isn't it ironic From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (12 hours old)

This week working in Leicester I popped out at lunch time for a bite to eat. Walking back eating a delicious lamb samosa, I was aproached by a young asian lad eating a sausage roll.… more

LONG TIME GONE From Kizlode in Into the Void (23 hours old)

Hi everybody, I've been away (if you haven't noticed). Yes I've been visiting the far off world of Facebook, I'll probably be spending more time there now than here. The main reason for this is simple… more

Alison Moyet at Warwick University From topofthestairs ^Pro in TOP OF THE STAIRS MUSIC (1 day old)

She literally glided onto the stage, in a body fitting, full length, black dress and open sandals, it's as if her feet did not touch the ground such was the serenity of her entrance. Made all the more… more

Seasick Steve at Warwick Uni From topofthestairs ^Pro in TOP OF THE STAIRS MUSIC (1 day old)

Nov 13th at Warwick University was quite an event. At 8.15pm Seasick Steve literally ambled onto the stage to rapturous applause announcing 'heard you got caught up in the traffic'. So started a homel… more

Winter Balls From JessicaSmith ^Pro in Jessica Smith (3 days old)

Ok so I am assisting some friends with a marketing project involving Balls for Walls.... So to brighten up your walls this Winter http://www.balls4walls.co.uk … more

I. Am. Never. Wrong. From sixpence ^Pro in Risk it for a biscuit (3 days old)

Just had phone call from woman I'm working for, having a go about me at something I've apparently made a wrong decision about (in other words haven't licked the right person's arse) weeks ago and she … more

Filmic No 4 From topofthestairs ^Pro in TOP OF THE STAIRS MUSIC (3 days old)

Below is my playlist for Filmic 4 going out at 9pm BST 26th November on www.radionowhere.org OR you can download as a podcast OR you can listen to it now by copying and pasting the following link into… more

Neyo has rescheduled From JessicaSmith ^Pro in Jessica Smith (4 days old)

£2 per ticket booking fees, plus £2 postage...for people who booked through ticketmaster.. This new performance will take place at the M.E.N. Arena in Manchester on 13 February 2010… more

A routine change From isadora101 in She, who knows nothing (5 days old)

I shocked myself this morning! I have missed attending my dance classes as I haven't been to one for at least six months, so, on waking, instead of laying in bed for a couple of hours (which has bee… more

Waiting for the postman From lee954 in Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle (5 days old)

My social services key worker has just informed me that I've been granted a mobility bus pass: the paperwork is in the post. It's only valid on buses in South Yorkshire; but it does mean that I can… more

First thing that popped into my mind when I left the tepee From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Some of the best funny personal names can be found in the US Indian Census of 1880. The anglophile versions of Native Indian names can be hilarious simply due to loose translations. Native America… more

The book to buy all your male friends for Chistmas From prydwen in (6 days old)

'Busty, Slag and Nob End' by Russell Ash. This adults only book of 'Remarkably rude but real names of people, places and products from all over the world' will have any male laughing his head off wit… more

Lovely hitch-hiking as a way of travelling through life. From puredawn ^Pro in Beautiful (6 days old)

Life takes many twists and turns. I have had numerous discussions, over the years, concerning how much of life is predestined and how much we create for ourselves. Long, long ago I ceased to believe … more

Hampstead Heath From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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Top Ten adult movie titles From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

1. Forest Hump 2. The Object Of My Erection 3. The Porn Identity 4. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration 5. Shaving Ryan's Privates 6. ET: The Extra Testicle 7. Alien vs Sex Predator 8. Sex Toy … more

One daughter each From isadora101 in She, who knows nothing (7 days old)

Today t'old man took advantage of the OAP special return coach fare from Leeds to Manchester and went winging his way across the pennines for a fiver to visit Bella in her recently bought house. Sh… more

Thought for the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

I was born on the cusp of Leo and Capricorn...... Does this make me a Leprechaun?… more

John and Edward From prydwen in Grin and bear it (7 days old)

So John and Edward are called Jedward. Anyone else wish they'd been called Peter and Rick? … more

What! Londoner's wont even share a taxi..... From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Found in the San Franscisco Chronicle So you think London, population 8 million, is crowded with the living? There are many millions more under the soil of a city that has been inhabited for … more

When is "Therapeutic" Sex, not "Therapeutic" Sex? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

The U.S. Tax Court ruled in September that William Halby, 78, owes back taxes because he improperly tried to deduct $300,000 over a five-year period for "medical" expenses that were merely purchases o… more

Want a tune on the radio From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Listen in to Seahaven FM, phone 01323 899226 and Danny and I will play you a tune....… more

Down to one drink a week now From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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My Family From lee954 in Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle (8 days old)

I despair. My brother has just knocked on my door and rather sheepishly explained that he'll have to stay with me until Monday. Our parents have gone away for a long weekend and my brother wasn't i… more

Key Worker From lee954 in Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle (9 days old)

I've recently been allocated a dedicated key worker by the Doncaster Adult Support Team Autism and Asperger's Department. He reckons he'll be able to offer me an advocate with a dedicated budget some … more

I wasn't tempted. From lee954 in Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle (10 days old)

There was a new computer free in the library this morning. It looked good - flat screen widescreen monitor and an ergonomic keyboard...but I wasn't tempted because it had Windows Vista installed and I… more

anyone for take-away? From sixpence ^Pro in Risk it for a biscuit (10 days old)

Went out for perfectly serviceable Sunday lunch at the local cheapy 2-for-1 pub this weekend. Was forced to eat full 3 courses as I was with the out-laws (big lads the lot of them). While getting … more